B.Y.O.B. or BYOB
Bring Your Own Beer, Booze or Bottle. Most all nude clubs are unable to serve alcohol by law, but many do allow you B.Y.O.B. In some areas you are still not allowed to have any type of alcohol in all nude clubs., thus you will be stuck with $20.00 soda.

Couch Dance
This is a private dance that is performed on a couch which is usually located at the back of the room for a little more privacy. In some cases clubs will have "private couch dances" which are in a private room. These dances, like lap dances, do require a preset tip.

Feature Dancer or Feature Entertainer
Features can be current or ex-porn actresses, magazine centerfolds or minor celebrities. Sometimes the feature will just sign autographs, sell items, and take pictures with customers. Most of the time a feature will perform private dances or perform some type of show on stage.

Floor Work
Floor Work Is a type of dance that is sometimes called a floor show. Floor work is performed on main stage. The dancer is mainly on her back or hands and knees. The performer acts out the fantasy of having sex. Because of it's highly erotic nature, not all clubs will allow their dancers to perform this type of dance. Good floor work is difficult to perfect and is very demanding on the performer.

House Dancer
A house dancer is a performer that is employed to work at the club. This is normally only used in clubs that have Feature Dancers. A house dancer will be there the next time you return to the club and a feature will be in the club, at most, a few days.

K-Mart Crowd
The cheap customers that do not tip, does not buy drinks, food or dances. The whole moral to this story, if you plan on not spending any money, you should rent a movie and stay home... you will see more this way.

Lap Dance
A semi-private performance by one of the dancers. This is different from a private dance in that it will take place in the common area of the club, at your table or chair.

Mileage
Mileage is a measurement of how much you get for your money (in reference to any of the types of private dances). Low mileage is bad. The dancer does not put much effort into private dances. High mileage is good. The dancers goes out of her way to make sure you are truly entertained by her. Mileage is hard to define because you might not like what the next guy does. Mileage is most commonly referred to as 'accidental' contact (come on, we are all guys here). Get dances from girls that are doing what you like. Normal or average mileage is what you should expect from a dancer in the club you are visiting. (Hint: to get an idea of what average mileage is, look around at the table or chair dances going on near you, see what a few girls are doing and then make a decision of how to spend you money)

Pole Work
Most clubs have some sort of pole on at least one of the stages. Pole work describes the performers ability to interact with the pole. The spinning, sliding and twirling can be very erotic. Some pole work will be so stunning that you wonder why they are not in the Olympics. This type of dance is not easy to perfect and is physically demanding on the performer.

Private Dance
This is normally different than a lap or table dance. A private dance costs more and is performed in a VIP area or private dance area. This shields you from the other customers trying to gauge 'mileage'. Since you are in a more private area, you would hope that your mileage will increase.

Scene
Anything related to Strip Clubs, Men's Clubs, etc. 'The Scene'. StripClubs.ws, for example, is part of the scene.

Sets
A set refers to the amount of time a dancer will spend on main stage. Normally 2 or 3 songs. if there are 3 stages in a club, a dancer would have to perform 3 sets before she is able to perform private dances.

Shift Happens
Your favorite dancer normally works on Thursday night. You drive down to the club in hopes to spend time with her and she is not working that night. Shift Happens.

Shot Girls
A waitress that specializes in nothing but shots. Only these are not just shots, the waitress will put the shot between her breasts and you go get it. Usually in a plastic syringe or test tube type container.

Shower Dances
Have you ever wished you could see a beautiful women take a shower? A shower dance is just that. Normally this is a private dance and you sit outside the shower door and watch. Some clubs will have a shower show night. Dancers will perform about every hour, or just a few shows per night, so everyone can see what they are missing. This is just about the only time that I can think of that dropping the soap is a good thing. WhooYaa!