Bed Dance
This is a newer style of dance in the clubs. The customer will lie down on a couch while the dancer will dance on top of the customer. Usually, there is ample touching of the customer by the dancer.

B.Y.O.B.
an acronym for Bring Your Own Beer. In most localities, all nude clubs allow you to bring your beer since they are unable to serve alcohol by law. In some areas you are still not allowed to have any type of alcohol in all nude clubs, thus you will be stuck with 30.00 fruit drinks and soda.

Chair Dance
The dancer will dance for you right at your chair with you sitting in it. The chair dance is very similar to a lap dance, though there is usually very little contact if any at all.

Couch Dance
This is a private dance that is performed on a couch which is usually located at the back of the room for a little more privacy. In some cases clubs will have "private couch dances" which are in a private room. These dances, like lap dances, do require a preset tip.

Customer Danage
The negative psychological impact of a stripper on a customer, leading to drinking, low bank balances, unhappiness, etc.

Gorilla lap
Getting a lap dance by a gorilla sized stripper due to the generosity of a "friend".

Feature or Feature Dancer
This is when some type of celebrity is hired by a club for promotional purposes. Features can be current or ex-porno actresses, magazine centerfolds or minor celebrities. In most cases the individual will dance or perform some type of show on stage. However in a few cases, the feature will just sign autographs, sell items, and take pictures with customers.

Floater
The floater, also known as the floor manager, is a club employee who keeps track of the number of private or lap dances each dancer is doing. Sometimes the floater also checks to make sure the dancers and customers are not doing anything illegal.

Floor Work
This is a type of dance is almost always performed on stage. The dancer is mainly on her back or on all fours (hands and knees) for the duration of the performance. As the name implies, this type of dancing is performed on the floor of the stage. The purpose of this is to create the fantasy that the dancer is performing air sex. This type of dance is also sometimes called a floor show. Because of it's highly erotic nature, not all clubs will allow their dancers to perform this type of dance.

House Dancer
This is the regular dancer that works full time for an individual club. You will see this term used most often when comparing a clubs regular girls to the features that come in. In most cases house dancers have negative feelings towards features, but in a few case the house dancers appreciate the extra business the feature brings in.

Hurl Story
A blatantly manipulative sob story from a stripper that is so trite and hackneyed, it acts as an effective emetic.

K-Mart crowd
This is a cheap, non-tipping crowd.

Lap dance
This is when a dancer will do a private dance for you at your table, or your seat if you're not at a table, for a set fee. Though a few dancers are known to charge a bit more than the house sets

Mileage
Mileage is used to define how far you dollar will go. Low-mileage says that you don't get much for a buck so you had better bring your ATM card. High-mileage means your buck will go a long way. .

Polishing The Zipper
This occurs when the dancer does a very good bump and grind during a lap dance. Usually referred to dances which have a high level of contact by the dancer.